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Dear Money-grubbing, Mother-fucking, IGNORANT Assholes:

You are motherfucking tearing up the trees on MY and MY NEIGHBOR'S street. You do not indiscriminately WHACK BRANCHES OFF TREES. This HURTS THE FUCKING TREES. I do not care that you have recently bought the Chinese house from Macalester. I do not care that your house is motherfucking enormous. You sent a shitty letter out to all of the neighbors about how you were going to move the house some time. You did not care to tell us "Oh, but I will also be MASSACRING the TREES." Oh no, you didn't want to tell us that. We might have, oh, I don't know, OBJECTED?!

Well, I may not have a lot invested in this street, but FUCK YOU. That pisses me the FUCK off. And all my neighbors, standing out in our pajamas, glaring in outrage. And when we found you, you fucking stupid piece of pony-tailed, trucker-capped, hick-voiced, smoke-reeking "house recycling" money-loving, dollar-signs-for-eyes, SHIT--you better fucking believe we gave you an earful. I'm proud of my neighbor Peggy. She yelled at this mother fucking asshole who tried to SNEAK IN at THREE in the fucking MORNING to rip the shit out of our trees to move his ENORMOUS FUCKING HOUSE through.

And my other neighbors are going to call the city and alert the media and get this fucker taken DOWN.

Because if you're going to fuck with us, we're going to fuck with you--you haven't seen the last of the residents!

I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THIS. "THIS BRANCH/TREE/WETLAND/ECOSYSTEM/ENVIRONMENT IS IN MY MONEY-HUNGRY WAY, SO I WILL REMOVE IT. "

I hope you rot in hell and the house is infested with bugs. Or burns. BEFORE you can make a red cent on it.

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